Tuesday, September 30, 2025

Trog (1970) / Taste the Blood of Dracula (1970) - Newspaper Ad

Oakland Tribune - September 30, 1970

I know I have seen Trog, but all I remember is the scene involving Trog getting caught pilfering a handful of some fruit or veggie from a display bin by an unfortunate grocer. Nothing else. So it goes.

Yet I do remember the first time I saw Taste the Blood of Dracula. That was when it was aired on the CBS Late Movie - on Friday, September 11, 1981 - as the follow-up to another beloved (by me, at least) rerun of Kolchak: The Night Stalker.


The episode was The Sentry, which was the short-lived series final episode and one of the few I managed to see during its original primetime run.

Taste the Blood of Dracula would be the last Hammer Film Dracula with direct continuity to Horror of Dracula (1958). Taste starts where Dracula Has Risen from the Grave (1968) ended, which had picked up where Dracula Prince of Darkness (1966) had ended, which picked up a decade or so after the conclusion of Horror.

Prince, Grave, and Taste, be they intentional or not, are a pretty solid trilogy of Dracula sequels well worth the time and effort to watch.

Alien (1979) - Sticker #12


 

Monday, September 29, 2025

Day of the Dead (1985) - Newspaper Ad

San Francisco Examiner - September 29, 1985

I love Day of the Dead, it is my favorite Romero movie. Debate can and will rage and continue as to what his best, or most important, film was, but Day of the Dead will always be my favorite.

Lady Death: Dark Alliance - Trading Card #26

Treats and Tricks

Stealing some of the pagan thunder of Halloween for herself, Purgatori shows why she's the perfect pinup girl for the holiday. 

Friday, September 26, 2025

The Last House on the Left (1972) / Twitch of the Death Nerve [A Bay of Blood, Ecologia del Delitto (1971)] / Mark of the Devil [Hexen bis aufs Blut gequält (1970)] -Newspaper Ad

Oakland Tribune - September 26, 1973

Oof. Here is a triple-feature that I am certain qualified as something of an endurance test for the more squeamish and unsuspecting drive-in viewer. 

Wes Craven notorious Last House on the Left is a rough and unpleasant experience by design. Craven and producer Sean Cunningham (Friday the 13th) wanted to make an exploitation movie capable of shocking and disturbing even the most jaded viewer. Goal achieved.

Twitch of the Death Nerve is one of the earliest, if not the earliest, proto-slasher movies. One that many were quick to point out the similarities it had with both Friday the 13th and Friday the 13th Part 2. Being a Mario Bava film, it is the classiest looking of the trio.

Mark of the Devil might serve as one of the early examples of the sub-genre that came to be known as torture porn. No idea, really. I have not seen it.

Alien (1979) - Sticker #11


 

Thursday, September 25, 2025

The Tingler (1959) - Newspaper Ad

San Francisco Examiner - September 25, 1959

Long before Chuck Tingle and his Tinglers were a gleam in anybody's eye, there was this nifty "little" monster shock-fest from William Castle. 

That shiver that tingles your spine whenever you are afraid? Well, turns out that is a sentient creature that can only be tamed by your screaming. If you do not not scream, it can and will grow strong enough to kill you!

Yes, it is ridiculous. But it also has some effective sequences in it and a rather unique monster. What is there not to love?

Lady Death: Dark Alliance - Trading Card #25

Old Enemies

Each with their own agendas, Lady Death and Jade ran headfirst into one another's plans. A massive battle ensued, with each warrior pushing their abilities to the limit. 

Wednesday, September 24, 2025

Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) - Newspaper Ad

Oakland Tribune - September 24, 1995

Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers would be the first franchise entry that I did not see for the first time on the big screen. It would stay that way until 2018.

I did get around to seeing it at some point in the early 2000s, but never all that interested in checking out the Producer's Cut. So it goes.

When this movie was first released, I did wonder if the producers would dare to subtitle the next entry in the series either Michael Myers Strikes Again or The Trail of Michael Myers.

Alien (1979) - Sticker #10


 

Tuesday, September 23, 2025

Amityville II: The Possession (1982) - Newspaper Ad

San Francisco Examiner - September 23, 1982

While opinion as to which film exploiting the so-called Amityville Horror qualifies as "best" can and will differ, I doubt that there will be much, if any, disputing that Amityville II: The Possession is the sleaziest of the bunch. Unless there is a pornographic variation floating around somewhere, that is.

I am hesitant to call this entry my favorite, but I do appreciate the unapologetic and over-the-top melodramatics and graphic shock tactics that Italian director Damiano Damiani infused it with. I think the only other director that could have surpassed him in that regard might have been Lucio Fulci. Maybe.

Despite my not being all that big of an admirer of the even sleazier Death Wish II, I am compelled to tip my hat at the Geneva Drive-In for coupling the two films. What a grimy, gritty, ugly double-bill that was. They probably had to hose down the screen during the day.

Lady Death: Dark Alliance - Trading Card #24

Power Struggle

In Hell, every duke wants to be king, and no one is content to stay where they are in Hell's unholy hierarchy. Seance is the living example of the ambition for power in Hell, stopping at nothing to claim all power for himself. 

Monday, September 22, 2025

The Food of the Gods (1976) / At the Earth's Core (1976) - Newspaper Ad

Oakland Tribune - September 22, 1976

American International Pictures made another admirable and exploitative money grab by re-releasing its biggest moneymaker of 1976 (The Food of the Gods) on a double-bill with another feature that made them some blessed coin (At the Earth's Core).

This is quite the double-bill, I think. Seeing as how the authors of the films respective source materials were contemporaries, it is also kind of perfect. 

Wells' The Food of the Gods and How It Came to Earth was first published in 1904, while Burrough's At the Earth's Core was first serialized in All-Story Weekly in 1914 and later published as a novel in July of 1922.

The success of both films resulted in a slew of low-to-mid-budget film adaptations of other titles by Wells and Burroughs being made and released throughout the late 1970s and very early 1980s. Good times, fun stuff.

Alien (1979) - Sticker #9


 

Friday, September 19, 2025

Phantasm - 1000 Piece Puzzle by Messed Up Puzzles (with commentary)

The Giant Claw (1957) / - The Night The World Exploded (1957) - Newspaper Ad

San Francisco Examiner - September 19, 1957

Here is an embarrassing admission I will enjoy sharing with the world. The first time I ever watched The Giant Claw, when it aired on some random Saturday afternoon, it scared the living daylights out of me.

Yes, really. That oh-so-laughable snaggletoothed giant bird, to my five or six-year-old self, looked like some surreal horror ripped from a nightmare. The idea that the sky could hold and hide an inescapable gigantic grotesquerie like that terrified me. The spectacle of that weird bird knocking down toy planes and swallowing people attempting to parachute to safety horrified me.

Oh, and do not get me started on when they found its nest and shot the beast's egg!

Nowadays I understand and appreciate The Giant Claw for daring to attempt a straight-faced monster movie with the most cartoonish and goofy looking creature that ever disgraced motion pictures.

This scared me!?!

I have yet to see The Night The World Exploded, which was the second half of this double-feature. In Twice the Thrills! Twice the Chills! Horror and Science Fiction Double Features, 1955 - 1974, Bryan Senn dismisses The Night The World Exploded as a failure suffering from a "dearth of characterization, over-reliance on stock footage, impoverished special effects, and lazy scripting." [P. 59] Ouch.

Both films were directed by b-movie stalwart Fred F. Sears, who also helmed the previous year's superior double-header Earth vs. the Flying Saucers (1956) and The Werewolf (1956). Those two are worth seeking out.

Lady Death: Dark Alliance - Trading Card #23

New Meets Old

Bad Kitty ran afoul of Lady Death in New York during the Diva of Death's mortal days. Showing bravado, Lady Death merely smiled at Kitty's threats, fully knowing she could dispatch the other quickly.

Thursday, September 18, 2025

Zombie [Zombi 2 (1979)] - Newspaper Ad

Oakland Tribune - September 18, 1980

While I do not remember seeing this, or any, newspaper ad for Zombie, I do vividly recall being freaked out by this TV spot that most likely aired on KTVU (Channel 2) during Creature Features:


I have no idea where Zombie opened in August, but it opened in the San Francisco Bay Area in mid-September. A brief check of TV listings for the weekend of the 19th suggests that this spot may have been broadcast during the Saturday night broadcast of Creature Features. The movie being shown that night was Die, Monster, Die! (1965).

Or, maybe, the spot was aired the next weekend, when Creature Features aired Comedy of Terrors (1963).

Nothing is ringing the memory bell in my brain, though. So it goes.

Alien (1979) - Sticker #8


 

Wednesday, September 17, 2025

The Vampire's Ghost (1945) / The Missing Corpse (1945) - Newspaper Ad

San Francisco Examiner - September 17, 1945

In Revenge of the Creature Features Movie Guide (1988), John Stanley contemptuously dismissed The Vampire's Ghost as a grade Z abomination. One notable only for famed writer Leigh Brackett having co-written it.

Stanley changed and softened his tune somewhat when he revised his review for Creature Features Movie Guide Strikes Again (1994). That is where he called The Vampire Ghost, "The closest thing to a Val Lewton movie ever made by Republic Studios." [P. 420] He also praised its literate script and John Abbott's solid performance as the long suffering vampire Webb Fallon.

I thought the movie was pretty good, for its time, budget, and talent involved. You can judge for yourself, as the movie is available to view on YouTube.


At time of writing I have yet to check out the second feature of this double-bill, The Missing Corpse (1945). It appears to be a mystery-comedy of some sort. It is also available to watch on YouTube.


So there is the double-bill, recreated for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy...

Well, I say, "Enjoy." [Wink.]

Lady Death: Dark Alliance - Trading Card #22

Best Dream, or Worst Nightmare?

Best dream, or worst nightmare? Chaos' newest femme fatale, Bad Kitty, has taken her place aside Lady Death, Purgatori, and Chastity as extreme danger wrapped in a beautiful package. 

Tuesday, September 16, 2025

Godzilla Versus The Thing [Mothra vs. Godzilla, Mosura tai Gojira (1964)] / Voyage to the End of the Universe [Ikarie XB 1 (1963)] - Newspaper Ad

Oakland Tribune - September 16, 1964

Godzilla's fourth cinematic outing is considered something a of high-water mark for the franchise. It features some of Eiji Tsuburaya's best effects work and the Big G's final performance as malevolent heel, before transitioning into a heroic and humanity defending giant monster.

The second feature is a retitled and trimmed down Americanization of a ponderous Czechoslovakian science fiction picture. Perhaps one might watch Tarkovsky's Solaris or Stalker, instead. Just a thought.

Alien (1979) - Stricker #7


 

Monday, September 15, 2025

The Long Walk (2025) - Review


My earliest recollection of The Long Walk is from the early 1980s. A friend of mine was reading an edition of it that he had checked out from our High School library. The striking cover art both caught my eye and burrowed into my memory.

I love how the film's primary poster art is just a modified version of the original cover art.

Too bad it did not burrow deep enough to motivate me to read the damn thing. The only reason I can think of as to why I gave the book a pass is that it was marketed as science-fiction and, at that particular time, I wanted to read horror and only horror. If a book did not have ghouls, ghosts, or beasts in its title or plot description, I had zero interest in reading it. 

Which was my loss, of course.

I did not crack open The Long Walk until 1987, maybe 88, when it was reprinted and released as part of The Bachman Books omnibus. While each of the four books in that collection had their merits, I felt The Long Walk to be the quartet's most harrowing and memorable read.

Descriptive passages and dialogue from the book have stuck with me and haunt me to this day. A few of those moments managed to make it into this film adaptation that, for decades, I believed was impossible to make.

Because the entirety of The Long Walk is a death march. One hundred (in the book) male youths "volunteer" to walk along a road at an enforced pace, without slowing or stopping, for as long and as far as they can. 

When a walker does slow, or is forced by biological necessity to stop, they get a warning. There is a first warning. A second warning. Then a third, and final, warning. Then they are killed.

The walk goes on and on and on and on... until only one is left alive. That is the winner. If you consider that to be winning...

There were two primary reasons for why I thought a faithful film version of The Long Walk impossible to make. First was the subject matter being just too grim for feature film treatment. Second was the cinematic hurdle of making young men marching along a dilapidated highway, and getting knocked off one by one by one with zero mercy, visually interesting and/or dramatically compelling. That is a tall order.

But damn, screenwriter J.T. Mollner (Strange Darling) and director Francis Lawrence (The Hunger Games, etc.) somehow manage to translate the bleak ferocity of The Long Walk into a film that, for the most part, works. And does so without taking too many damaging liberties with its harrowing and horrifying source material. But liberties are taken and, well, mileage will undoubtedly vary regarding whether or not they do or do not work in the film's favor.

It begins just as the novel did, with Ray Garraty (Cooper Hoffman) being dropped off at the long walk starting line by his distraught and disapproving mother (Judy Greer). I was sad to see that the signpost commemorating the earliest ever ticket punch was absent. So it goes.

The number of walkers is downsized from one hundred to "only" fifty. Of that group a small percentage is allotted enough dialogue to allow for a modicum of character development. Most of the walkers that do not have any dialogue are the earliest and quickest to get thinned from the group. Save for the very first, played by Roman Griffin Davis (Jojo Rabbit).

As their numbers dwindle, exhaustion and desperation grow. The film does a decent enough job of showing that exhaustion and desperation ebb and flow through the walkers. Because nothing quite gets the adrenaline pumping as fast and as hard as somebody close by, or that you have befriended, getting their ticket punched. 

When the film began, I wondered if, perhaps, it was an adaptation that took too long to be made. What with Battle Royale, The Hunger Games, and even Squid Game having covered and mined the very same thematic ground as The Long Walk.

But what differentiates The Long Walk from those others is its stark and unapologetic simplicity. The ending of the book lacked a dramatic catharsis, leaving its readers to wonder what, if any, point was being made. I think that complete and utter absence of catharsis is part of what makes the book so haunting for me. 

The film attempts to inject something akin to a ray of hope into it, but it did not work for me, at all. It felt forced, clumsy, and left a sour taste in my spirit. Because I think the movie lied to its audience about what The Long Walk was saying.

King wrote the book when the draft plucked young men out of their day to day lives of quiet desperation and dropped them into the meat grinder of war. I read the book in the aftermath of that era, before school shootings became a semi-regular fact of life.

Post Columbine and Sandy Hook, The Long Walk should have stuck to its core message of America thoughtlessly sacrificing its youth for some make believe greater good without any real benefit or good being achieved.

That the walk never truly ends and nobody really wins. As The Major himself (Mark Hamill) says, there is no finish line. Save for death, it seems.

As much as I appreciated most of The Long Walk, its ending stumble might have ruined it for me.

Well, there is still the book, at least.

Don't Open the Window [Let Sleeping Corpses Lie, No Profanar El Sueño de Los Muertos (1974)] - Newspaper Ad

San Francisco Examiner - September 15, 1976

Now best known as Let Sleeping Corpse Lie, I think I first saw Don't Open the Window when it was titled The Living Dead at the Manchester Morgue, maybe. I do know it was not titled Breakfast at the Manchester Morgue or Do Not Speak Ill of the Dead. My oldest and bestest friend also had the theatrical one sheet for Don't Open the Window hanging in our dorm room. The one sheets for Body Double and Godzilla 1985 were on my side of the room, by the way.

This was yet another one of a plethora of Don't titled films that were joyfully roasted in Edgar Wright's stellar mock-trailer for the fictional film Don't. I also like how the distributor for Don't Open the Window also recycled its infamous and effective tagline for Wes Craven's infamous and effective The Last House on the Left (1972).

Coupled with the release of Don't Open the Window was The House That Vanished (1973). Its original title appears to have been Scream... And Die!, but it also sported the moniker Don't Go Into the Bedroom at one point. There's that Don't moniker again.

Since the company distributing The House That Vanished just so happened to be the same one distributing Don't Open the Window, their lurid "It's Only A Movie... Only A Movie... Only A Movie..." hyperbole was once again to put to use. Hey, if ain't broke...

Lady Death: Dark Alliance - Trading Card #21

Sakkara Triumphant

Stranded on earth apart from Purgatori, Sakkara had come to grips with her own abilities, powers, and sexuality. It was her own inner strength that enabled her to hold her own against Purgatori. 

Friday, September 12, 2025

Strange Pictures by Uketsu - Review

'All right, everyone, now I'm going to show you a picture.'


Dr. Tomiko Hagio, a psychologist turned lecturer, affixes a picture to a classroom blackboard. She explains to the students that this picture was drawn by a child who, at the age of eleven, murdered her own mother. Hagio then points out subtle, easy to overlook details in the drawing.

These details suggested to Hagio that the child harbored an inner kindness and a desire to protect. Qualities that, if nurtured via behavioral therapies, could counter and diffuse the child's murderous aggression. Dr. Hagio shares how the child responded well to this approach and is now a grown woman and happy mother...

Shuhei Sasaki, a twenty-one-year-old college student, becomes obsessed with a discontinued blog and the strange illustrations that were posted on it...

Yuta Konno, a six-year-old, draws an enigmatic picture of where he lives with his mother. A drawing that triggers disparate reactions that, in turn, uncover long buried secrets...

Yoshiharu Miura, a forty-one-year-old art teacher, is brutally murdered while camping. Three years after the crime, an eager would-be-reporter unravels the hidden meaning in a picture Miura had drawn on the night he was killed...

Learning how and why the stories behind these strange pictures were connected was equal parts delightful and chilling. The pseudonymous-writer known as Uketsu has crafted an intricate mystery that spans decades and contains plot twists that would have made Agatha Christie seethe with jealously.

When I cracked open Strange Pictures, I suspected the mysteries and enigmas of the titular illustrations might be pieces of a much larger puzzle. What surprised me was just how blood-curdling the completed image turned out to be.

I discovered Uketsu via the manga adaptation of their story/novel Strange Houses, which is why I was quick to pick up and crack open Strange Pictures.

This book confirms and showcases Uketsu's unique talent for crafting a labyrinthian and multi-layered mystery capable of chilling the blood as strongly as it challenges the mind. I am excited and eager to read whatever comes next from the imaginative mind of Uketsu.

The Fog (1980) / Phantasm (1979) - Newspaper Ad

Oakland Tribune - September 12, 1980

The listing box in the lower right hand corner, next to the See Theatre Guide for Policy, is where I saw this re-release double-bill of The Fog (1980) and Phantasm (1979). The Century, at that particular time, was a two-screen dome theater. It was where I first saw The Swarm (1978), Orca (1977), The Thing (1982), Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982), The Enforcer (1976), An American Werewolf in London (1981), and many, many more.

It was also where I would first see Phantasm. We had already seen The Fog, which had been released earlier that same year, at the Coliseum Drive-In. There it had been paired with a reissue of House By the Lake (1976). A movie that my father refused to sit through.

My dad did sit through Phantasm and, because he would jerk and jump in his seat, I legit thought it was because he was scared. Turns out he had been writhing in utter agony at having to be forced to sit through what he considered to be a rancid and godawful hunk of cinematic junk. At least he held back his raging contempt for the film until it was over, so my brother and I could enjoy it in peace.

The Fog had been well underway when we had arrived, so dad let us stay and watch the film until it reached the scene we had entered at. That is when he snapped, "We are not sitting through the rest of this thing for a second time, let's go." Which we did.

I also remember the TV spots for this re-release:

Spot 1 -


Spot 2 -


These spots may have gotten a generous amount play during the commercial breaks for the Captain Cosmic show, as well as those for Chiller Diller and/or Creature Features, on KTVU. Which is probably why I remember them with such clarity and fondness.

Alien (1979) - Sticker #6


 

Thursday, September 11, 2025

The Mummy (1959) / Curse of the Undead (1959) - Newspaper Ad

San Francisco Examiner - September 11, 1959

Bryan Senn, in his book Twice the Thrills! Twice the Chills! Horror and Science Fiction Double Features, 1955 - 1974, describes The Mummy (1959) as being, "Tightly plotted, efficiently directed, superbly acted, sumptuously dressed, and featuring a number of tense and exciting action set-pieces..." [P. 168] I whole-heartedly concur.

Although The Mummy shares its title with the classic 1932 Karloff feature, its plot elements were taken from the plodding programmers that Universal Pictures released in the early-to-mid 1940's. Unlike those repetitive and patience testing outings, Hammer Film's version contains an attention holding amount of energy and ferocity. Which is why this particular entry remains an all-time favorite of mine.

Coupled with The Mummy is the vampiric weird western Curse of the Undead. Although it began as a silly lark of writing practice for the husband and wife team of Edward and Mildred Dien, a producer saw its potential. So the joke was reworked into something a tad more serious and a minor classic was born.

Curse of the Undead is one of a trio of weird westerns that I remember watching on television as a youngster. The other two were the infamous Billy the Kid Versus Dracula (1966) and Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter (1966).

I have no idea as to the order I first saw them, but Curse of the Undead is the best of them, by far.

Lady Death: Dark Alliance - Trading Card #20

Hit Me One More Time

Like Lady Death and Bad Kitty, Purgatori has quickly taken her place among the femme fatale icons of the comic book industry. As such, she's turned into a classic model for all kinds of pin up art. 

Wednesday, September 10, 2025

Endangered Species (1982) - Newspaper Ad

Oakland Tribune - September 10, 1982

This is a conspiracy thriller with a tangential connection to science-fiction and horror fare, thanks to the ridiculous ruse the government (or was it a corporation?) was using to cover up their nefarious medical and germ warfare testing as... UFO perpetrated cattle mutilations. Huh?

I remember Entertainment Tonight, at least I am remembering it as being Entertainment Tonight, doing a story about the film. Because JoBeth Williams, who was sharing top billing with co-star Robert Urich, just so happened to be in one of the bigger box office hits of 1982, Poltergeist

I myself did not see it during its theatrical run, but did catch it while it was on HBO. All I really remember about it was the gruesome dispatching of Hoyt Axton's character. "I am an AMERICAN!"

Alien (1979) - Sticker #5


 

Tuesday, September 9, 2025

Hardware (1990) - Newspaper Ad

San Francisco Examiner - September 9, 1990

Here is the first of two Richard Stanley movies that I have seen, the other being 2019's Color Out of Space. I do not count 2014's Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley's Island of Dr. Moreau, as that is about Stanley and was not made by him. Someday I might get around to watching Dust Devil, maybe. No idea.

I was unable to make it out to the Presidio to see the film, so I watched it on VHS. While it was one of those movies I admired in concept, the execution of that concept left me cold. It happens. Maybe, just maybe, I might be compelled to revisit the film at some point. Just to see if my reaction will have changed, now that I am an older and more seasoned (or calcified) film viewer.

Lady Death: Dark Alliance - Trading Card #19

100% Bad Girl

Tempting, teasing, taunting - anything she has to do to get ahead. Purgatori will do without a second thought. And while those she uses may think she actually care for them, Purgatori is only looking out for herself. 

Purgatori was my gateway into the world of Chaos, Avatar, and Boundless comics. I even wrote an erotic horror story that was a mash-up of Purgatori doing battle with Miko Mido. Yeah, they were totally fighting, guys. Really. Fighting hard. So much fighting.

Monday, September 8, 2025

To the Devil A Daughter (1976) - Newspaper Ad

Oakland Tribune - September 8, 1976

The release of To the Devil A Daughter did not ping my burgeoning horror geek radar, back in the day. I think I may have first heard about the film via an article or still in the pages of Fangoria magazine, maybe.

Then again, perhaps, it was the review I read in John Stanley's Creature Features Movie Guide saying, "[Director Peter] Sykes zooms all over the gloomy landscapes and the final results are pretty good if somewhat muddled..." I have no argument to make with that assessment. 

I do know that I first saw the film on home video in, or around, 1984. When we were living in Hong Kong. I also rented and watched The Wicker Man around that time, as well.

While the movie does have its issues and controversies, I remember really liking it. Dennis Wheatley hated the liberties the film took with his source novel and wanted no more Hammer Film adaptations made of his work. Nastassja Kinski, Richard Widmark, and Christopher Lee also seem to have had unpleasant experiences making the film. Evidently the shoot was really chaotic.

The film's abrupt ending also seems to be getting no small amount of negative criticisms, but I remember liking it. This is one I should add to my collection, I think.

Oh, and To the Devil A Daughter was coupled with Embryo at most theaters. Save for the Hilltop Drive-In, where the co-feature was Abby, and the Hayward Automotive, where the co-feature was, of all things, St. Ives.

Alien (1979) - Sticker #4


 

Friday, September 5, 2025

Demons [Demoni (1985)] - Newspaper Ad

San Francisco Examiner - September 5, 1986

When I went to see Demons at the St. Francis Theatre little did I know just what a seminal moment it would be for my still developing geekiness. But it was...

Sitting next to me was a college buddy of mine who was destined to age into being my oldest and bestest friend. At the time we had been friends for, maybe, a year, at most. Seeing that Demons opened 39 years ago means that, at time of writing, we have now been friends for about 40 years. 40 years!?!

In 1987 my friend and I penned an over-the-top piece of comedic fan self-service that had us traveling to the set of Demons in order to save Dario Argento and Lamberto Bava from the vile clutches of the nefarious Umberto Lenzi and his henchman Montag.

My friend has shown this piece to various individuals over the years. The best reaction to it had to have been from the late, great Chas. Balun, who asked, in horrified shock, "What the hell do you guys have against Umberto Lenzi?"

I must admit that my memory of our penning that puerile piece of sophomoric silliness is far more vivid to me than the work itself, as I did not retain (or lost) my copy. So it goes.

Lady Death: Dark Alliance - Trading Card #18

Lucky

The only survivor of Catherine Bell's former life in New Orleans, ironically enough, was her black cat, named Lucky. Now a willing companion, Lucky helps her master in any way she can. The two are inseparable, and exceptionally deadly. 

I think this is my favorite card from this particular set. Because I love black cats and pumpkins/jack o' lanterns. Also Lucky here reminds me of a certain grouchy looking black cat we had at one time, so there is also that.

Thursday, September 4, 2025

King Kong Escapes [Kingu Kongu no gyakushû (1967)] - Newspaper Ad

Oakland Tribune - September 4, 1968

While King Kong vs. Godzilla (1963) was a programming staple of both syndicatied televison stations and non-prime-time network affiliate time slots, King Kong Escapes (1967) was nowhere near as prevalent. Well, that is how I remember it being, at least.

Although the advertising here credits Arthur Rankin, Jr. as producer-director, Ishirô Honda was the actual director. Rankin probably directed the voice acting for the English language release, which would explain the credit.

It seems that star Rhodes Reason held a rather uncharitable view of Honda. In Stuart Galbraith IV's book Monsters Are Attacking Tokyo! The Incredible World of Japanese Fantasy Films, Reason said of Honda, "Honda-san was a hack. I've worked with hundreds of hack TV directors and he could fit beautifully over here doing a number of motion pictures and things. He knows his craft, but there was nothing special about Honda-san as a director."[Pg. 61] Oof.

Being a Universal release, King Kong Escapes was coupled with a re-issue of Hammer Film's Brides of Dracula (1960) at the Solano Drive-In and the Lorenzo and Fruitvale Theatres. Now that is an awesome double-bill.

At the Lux King Kong Escapes was paired with Warkill (1968), a non-fantastical and very gritty World War II set action-thriller that had been filmed in the Philippines.

Alien (1979) - Sticker #3


 

Wednesday, September 3, 2025

Nightmares (1983) - Newspaper Ad

San Francisco Examiner - September 3, 1983

I remember reading a small blurb about a planned TV series titled Nightmares in Fangoria magazine, way back in what had to have been early 1983.  Because my family would be uprooting and moving to Hong Kong in June of that year.

A quick check of Fangoria's archive revealed that blurb appeared in the Monster Invasion section of issue 26. Yet again I waver between being delighted and amazed at just how photographic my recall of something as insignificant as a blurb in a magazine was/is, while entire swaths of my childhood seems that have been forgotten or deleted. 

One hyperbolic quote, attributed to screenwriter-producer Christopher Crowe, and that may or may not have been culled from a press release, promised a show that would "go as far as television propriety will allow." That got me both interested and excited about the series.

Flash forward a few months and the un-aired pilot, which had been deemed 'too intense' for television, was given a theatrical release. Even with a gratuitous insert scene shot so the film could get an R-rating, it was pretty tame TV-level stuff. So I call bullshit on that too intense for TV marketing nonsense.

There is a Fandom Legend that asserts Nightmares was comprised of stories written or pitched for another failed horror anthology series, Darkroom. The reason for this might be that screenwriter-producer Christopher Crowe had worked on Darkroom, penning an adaptation of William F. Nolan's short story The Partnership.

Crowe might be best known to some for creating and writing the long-running series B.J. and the Bear, as well as writing The Last of the Mohicans (1992).

Nightmares was directed by none-other than Joseph Sargent. Two worthy high-points in Sargent's long and storied Hollywood career are the excellent science-fiction thriller Colossus: The Forbin Project (1970) and the taunt heist thriller The Taking of Pelham One-Two-Three (1974). Both are worth seeking out.

The most infamous low-point of Sargent's career has to have been directing Jaws the Revenge (1987). Oof. That is NOT worth seeking out.

Oh, and if you had tuned in to watch John Stanley on Creature Features that night, as I would have done if able to do so, the movie being shown was The Legend of Lizzie Borden (1975).

Lady Death: Dark Alliance - Trading Card #17


On the run from the FBI, Catherine Bell, a.k.a. "Bad Kitty" fled to New York to begin her life again - only to find herself entrusted with the safety of a young girl whom the forces of Hell itself were chasing. 

Monday, September 1, 2025

The Masque of the Red Death (1964) - Newspaper Ad

San Francisco Examiner - September 1, 1964

This might be my favorite of Roger Corman's cycle of Edgar Allan Poe films starring Vincent Price that were released in the early to mid-1960s. Because the titular source material is one of my favorite Poe stories and Corman, Price, and co-screenwriter Charles Beaumont hew pretty darn close to its overall mood and imagery.

The film's fidelity to its core source material is not the only thing about it that I love. Another excellent Poe story, the revenge tale Hop-Frog, is well interpolated into the narrative of The Masque of the Red Death, so that the film has enough story elements to flesh it out into a feature length gothic horror extravaganza.

Lady Death: Dark Alliance - Trading Card #16

Smoldering Seduction

Her life turned upside down by forces beyond her control, and now on the run, Catherine, "Cat" Bell was forced to confront her inner demons and take life on her own terms. Her beauty now acts to hide her very deadly side.