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| San Francisco Examiner - July 14, 1996 |
Ghoulies, Ghosties, and Long-Leggedy Beasties
Just the ramblings, observations, opinions, memories, and memorabilia of a Gen X Horror Geek.
Tuesday, July 14, 2026
The Frighteners (1996) - Newspaper Ad
Alien 3 (1992) - Trading Card #48
Monday, July 13, 2026
The Swarm (1978) - Newspaper Ad
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| Oakland Tribune - July 13, 1978 |
Then the movie opened and, well, the rancid stench of flop sweat and fresh turkey manure filled empty theaters across the nation. Ineptly made and poorly written, The Swarm is a bombastic mess of a movie that was woefully out of touch with the era in which it was made and set. The meandering plot wanders and drifts at a pace that makes a glacial seem like a speed run.
Allen seems to have spent most of his big budget on wrangling an all star cast that, despite all having done solid to great work elsewhere, give performances here that range from wooden to operatically over the top. I think Michael Caine and Richard Widmark, who spend a majority of the film arguing with each other, made bet as to who could chew the most scenery and boy do the splinters fly when they go at each other.
One of the many joys this film has given is the gleeful delight whenever I take the Warner Bros Studio tour. Being able to see and walk around the raw material with which "Marysville, Texas" was created on the Burbank backlot is an intoxicating joy that will forever have me wanting to take just one more tour and just a few more pictures.
Friday, July 10, 2026
The Fly (1958) - Newspaper Ad
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| San Francisco Examiner - July 10, 1958 |
Although The Fly would be released as part of a double-bill with the killer space fungus flick Spacemaster X-7, this sneak preview substitutes for Beautiful But Dangerous. Which was the co-hit for the Gregory peck starring western The Bravados, which would could watch before or after The Fly.
Alien (1992) - Trading Card #47
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| Behind the Scenes - Sound Stage |
Thursday, July 9, 2026
Humongous (1982) - Newspaper Ad
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| Oakland Tribune - July 9, 1982 |
While not a 'bad' film, in that it looks like a film made an actual filmmaker, it is hampered by a paint-by-the-numbers body count script that mashes together Friday the 13th Part II with The Grim Reaper. The only things missing here are some gnarly and inventive deaths and an impressive looking visage for the titular Humongous. Which leaves little to nothing of interest left to hold the viewer.
Between Prom Night and Humongous, Lynch directed four segments for the short-lived Night Gallery styled anthology series Darkroom, which was hosted by James Coburn and ran on ABC. Those segments were Stay Tuned, We'll Be Right Back, Needlepoint, Daises, and Who's There?
Lynch would move between theatrical features, such as the 1986 drama Bullies, and episodic television. Of interest to me would be the six segments he directed for the mid-80s return of The Twilight Zone - Examination Day, A Message from Charity, Wong's Lost and Found Emporium, Need to Know, Shadow Play, The Storyteller, and The World Next Door. As well as the three half hour episodes he directed for the syndication package - The Crossing, The Hunters, and Crazy as a Soup Sandwich.
I also need to seek out the two episodes he directed for The Ray Bradbury Theater - Marionettes, Inc. and The Long Years. There were also two episodes of the short lived return of Dark Shadows in 1991. Five episodes of Star Trek The Next Generation - The Naked Now, 11001001, Unnatural Selection, A Matter of Time, and The First Duty. Five episodes of RoboCop - The Future of Law Enforcement, Parts 1 and 2, Trouble in Delta City, Officer Missing, and Faces of Eve. Two episodes of the 90s reboot of The Outer Limits - The Second Soul and Dark Matters. Eight episodes of F/X; The Series, four episodes Poltergeist: The Legacy, two episodes of Xena: Warrior Princess, and three episodes of Sliders - Net Worth, Please Press One, and Requiem.
An incomplete list of some of the films and television work that screenwriter William Gray is credited with include the classic 1980 ghost story The Changeling, the aforementioned Prom Night, the Chuck Norris action flick An Eye for an Eye, The Philadelphia Experiment, and Black Moon Rising. Two episodes of The Hitchhiker - Joker and Fashion Exchange. Two episodes of that 90s relaunch of Dark Shadows and three episodes apiece for RoboCop and BeastMaster.
At the Roxie, Humongous was on a triple-bill with The Seduction and Beyond the Fog [which was retitled reissuing of 1972's Tower of Evil, aka Horror of Snape Island]. The Parkway had it paired with Escape from New York. Humongous rampaged solo at both the Festival Cinemas in Hayward and the Regency Cinema in Pleasant Hill.
Wednesday, July 8, 2026
Dracula (1979) - Newspaper Ad
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| San Francisco Examiner - July 8, 1979 |
There were also three or four Dracula movies that came out during the summer of 1979, depending on whether or not you count (heh, "count") Werner Herzog's Noserfatu the Vampyre. Love at First Bite, a rom-com take on Dracula that starred George Hamilton as the Count, preceded this film's release by 3 or so months. The 7 Brothers Meet Dracula, a delayed by five or so years retitled release of Hammer Film's Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires, would open the Wednesday before this film's release.
Because the movie looked "old" to me, in that it was set in the 19th century and 12 year-old me preferred movies and stories set in time periods with electricity, indoor plumbing, and motor cars, I was disinterested in seeing this on the big screen. Too bad for younger me.
I did catch up on during a Halloween night sleepover with a whole bunch of friends. An independent pay TV outlet had an awesome marathon lined up. What I remember being shown that night was the animated film Wizards (1977), followed by The Amityville Horror (1979), Halloween (1978), The Fog (1980) and Dracula (1979). There may come a time when I might be able to fact check this, by checking the Oakland Tribune's TV listings, but who knows if, or when, that will ever occur.
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