Uzumaki by Junji Ito - Manga Review

I came to awareness of Uzumaki via the coverage its live-action feature film adaptation received in Fangoria magazine. This coverage was in issue 212, dated May 2002.

A factoid that I was surprised to learn, as the live-action film was released in Japan in the year 2000. That meant there was, at the very least, a two year delay before the film's release in the United States. Memory itself is a spiral of sorts, I suppose. So it goes.

Going in I knew that the film would be indifferent to narrative structure and characterization. Because, in the article, the director pleaded for viewers to just enjoy the bizarre and disturbing imagery and not try to understand or over think it.

Yeah, good luck with that.

There was one thing about the film that both fascinated and repulsed me. The snail people. Because I suffer from mulloscophobia, you see. So I wondered and worried about just how traumatizing a viewing of Uzumaki might turn out to be for me.

Not very, as it turned out. The movie was okay and there were a few images that lodged in my memory, but overall I shrugged it off and moved on to other things.

But the name Junji Ito and the title Uzumaki stuck with me. So much so that, when I finally got around to cracking open manga and giving it a try, reading Junji Ito's work was at the top of my "I Really Need To Check This Out" list.

I am glad I did. Because Uzumaki offers up some truly unsettling and discomforting images and concepts across its six hundred or so pages.

The first half is a tad fragmented, more of an anthology and less of a long form storyline. But, as the narrative begins spiraling towards its nightmarish conclusion, characters and events are soon pulled together and funneled toward something as inescapable as it is unsettling. Something akin to the ending of an H.P. Lovecraft yarn.

It is my understanding that the live-action film version of Uzumaki was made before the manga itself had been finished, so the film's ending is quite different. To be fair, I do not even remember how it ended.

But I doubt I will forget the ending of the manga. Nor will I ever be able to shake some of its disturbing imagery. From the snail people to the pregnant women to the row houses to... well, just about everything.

Uzumaki was a fascinating and unnerving reading experience that got under my skin in the best of ways. I loved it.

The Avengers (2012) - Soundtrack Collection

Listening to this soundtrack oft times makes my heart starting doing a little dance. Because it brings back the joyous memory of what it was like to see The Avengers for the very first time, on its opening weekend.

I miss that feeling. That energy. That excitement. Because, more and more, my reaction to a Marvel Cinematic Universe movie, post-Endgame, has shriveled down to... "Meh. Maybe I'll go see it. Maybe."

But Silvestri's rousing action score and fist-pumping Avengers Theme brings it all back. Reminds me of a time when these movies were something I looked forward to seeing, rather than something I might to catch up with at a later time of convenience. If there is nothing else to watch, that is...

The Blair Witch Project (1999) - Trading Card #12

First Day

7 Doors of Death [The Beyond (1981)] / Superstition (1982) - Newspaper Ad

San Francisco Examiner - November 14, 1985

How on earth did I miss out on catching this banger of a "Cursed House" double feature? 

If I had gone to see this, then I would have been able to have seen at least one Lucio Fulci movie on the big screen. Granted, this would have been in a somewhat edited version, but still.  It would have been a Lucio Fulci movie, on the big screen. Come on.

Superstition is also a whole lot of fun and well worth checking out.

Nosferatu (2024) - Movie Review

The very moment I heard that Robert Eggers was remaking Nosferatu, I knew I had to see it. Even though I have yet to see anything he has made. Yes, this is true. I, lifelong horror fan that I am, have not seen The Witch, The Lighthouse, or The Northman. So it goes.

Want to know what is worse than that? I have not seen the original silent film, nor have I seen Werner Herzog's 1979 remake of it. I have only seen images and snippets from both.

Yet I still knew that this version of Nosferatu was going to be my kind of thing.

At least that was my expectation and, let us be honest, expectations can and are dashed and disappointed a great many times. This is just the way of the world.

But, I am glad to share, this was not one of those times. My expectations were, for the most part, met and I walked out of the Christmas Day matinee screening I attended both satisfied and happy with what I had just seen. Nosferatu had, in fact, been my kind of movie. I loved most of it.

The part I did not love, but still liked, was the film's middle section. After being sucked in, pun intended, by the glorious atmospherics and being kept on the edge of my seat, awaiting the reveal of the dreaded Count Orlok (Bill Skarsgård), the middle section seemed to drag. It did not lose me, but I did find myself thinking, "Man, they need to pick up the pace here."

I can forgive it that, because the film's final act and conclusion delivered some ghoulish delights and gruesome jolts. It delivered the kind of movie that I had wanted, expected, Bram Stoker's Dracula to be. A viewing experience that was atmospheric, unsettling, and actually scary. 

Nosferatu is one of this year's best horror films. Highly recommended.

Assault on Precinct 13 (1976) - Soundtrack Collection

I first time saw Assault on Precinct 13 was when it was broadcast, complete and uncut, on one of our local UHF stations. By this time I was a rabid John Carpenter fan and, since we did not have a VCR at the time, I gathered together some audio tapes and recorded the broadcast that way.

Oakland Tribune - Saturday, January 30, 1982

The reason for my knowing and remembering this fact is due to my best friend (at the time) and I seeing a matinee of Evilspeak and Demonoid at the South Shore Twin Cinema that very afternoon and discussing our excitement at being able to see the movie John Carpenter made before Halloween.

I fell in love with the movie, of course, and listening to the recording I made, over and over, helped commit its score to memory. For years and years, which added up to decades, I wondered why a soundtrack album for the film had never been released.

Turns out it was due to the movie having, at most, only some twenty-six or so minutes of music. Its memorable theme, Carpenter shares in an interview for the album liner notes, was "a simplification of a Lalo Schifrin line in Dirty Harry, which in turn was a kind of rip of The Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin."

Having had that inspiration through-line pointed out, I can now hear the connection as clear as day. Incredible.

Alien (1979) - Trading Card #9

The Stand by Stephen King - Newspaper Ad

San Francisco Examiner - November 5, 1978

Having just read and reviewed a book about the 1918 influenza epic, why not share this newspaper ad hyping the release of Stephen King's End Times epic The Stand?

When the COVID-19 pandemic started, there was a lot of chatter and jokes about Captain Trips and such. There were even chain letter tweets sharing and spreading, back when there were tweets worth sharing and spreading, the eighth chapter of the novel, which charted the explosive spread of the super flu.

Further back in time, however, I struggled to get through the totality of The Stand. I could make it as far as the end of the plague, but would start to lose patience with the seeming meandering pace of this behemoth novel. Then again, I was all of eleven or twelve at that time and had the attention span of a gnat. So it goes.

I also remember being super disappointed to learn that the Star Wars invoking cover art, featuring a sword-wielding Luke Skywalker type fighting a scythe-wielding crow creature of some kind, did not happen in the book.

Although props should be given for that art, which does a great job of invoking the epic fantasy vibe of the work more so than the epic horror expectations this potential (and future constant) reader had in the early months of 1979.

Further props for it invoking both the grim reaper, via the scythe, and the plague, via that beaked countenance. I love it.

Chopping Mall by Joshua Millican - Book Review

I read a ton of novelizations, back in the day. Many times I would have read the novelization of a movie before I was able to see it. Which is how my first time watching both Alien (1979) and The Thing (1982) were 'spoiled' by my having done that very thing. It is also why I did not see Poltergeist on the big screen, because the approach of the novelization left me feeling rather underwhelmed.

There were also times when I was caught off guard, because the script being used for the novelization turned out to have been a discarded one. Which was the case of the novelizations for Jaws 2 and The Boogens.

Over time the film market changed, because of home video and such, and novelizations stopped being as ubiquitous as they once were. Novelizations and tie-ins still happen, but they are for major Hollywood fare. Big ticket items. The practice of having a novelization of a lower budgeted exploitation film, as a form of marketing, has shriveled and died.

Until now...

Thanks to boutique publishing labels, and the purchasing power of goofball fans such as myself, novelizations of lower budgeted exploitation cult films are being written and published once more.

While this has been going on for the past few years, it took the release of the novelization for Jim Wynorski's Chopping Mall to get me reading them.

For those who might not know, Chopping Mall was a tongue-in-cheek movie about killer robots that hunt a small group of people that have gotten themselves locked inside a shopping mall. 

Author Joshua Millican adds a little background detail and some atmospheric color to the film's events.

Some of it is good. Like the reimagining of the electrical storm and lightning strike that turns the robot security guards murderous. Or giving the 'characters' of Mary and Paul Bland, who were just cameo in-jokes made by Corman alumni Mary Woronov and Paul Bartel at the start of the film, a little more to do.

But some of it fell flat and did not work for me. Like the de-aging of the primary characters into high school seniors and/or recent graduates. Yeah, no...

There are also some glaring anachronisms, such as having the characters childhood play be influenced by Rambo and Commando. If that were the case, then this story should have been set in 1996, not 1986.

But I let that go. Going in with high literary expectations for a novelization of something as goofy as Chopping Mall is just foolish. This kind of project is critique proof.

Of course I plan on reading more of them. Why wouldn't I?

Arrival (2016) - Soundtrack Collection

The predominant use of Max Richter's On the Nature of Daylight during the beginning and ending of Arrival was the excuse given as to why Jóhann Jóhannsson's phenomenal score was ruled ineligible for the Academy Awards. I say that is a load of bullshit.

This score deserved a nomination, at the very least. Jóhannsson's compositions, utilizing human vocals in irregular and arrhythmic patterns, are breathtaking. The music drifts and swirls back and forth, in and around, a vibrant tapestry of emotion; invoking awe, menace, and the excitement of dawning understanding.

I think it is an incredible and beautiful piece of work.

The Blair Witch Project (1999) - Trading Card #11

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Bullet for a Badman (1964) / Unearthly Stranger (1963) / The Last Man On Earth (1964) - Newspaper Ad

Oakland Tribune - January 3, 1965

While the top-billed movie of this triple feature at the Lux Theatre is a western melodrama, Darren McGavin (who will always be Carl Kolchak first and the Old Man from A Christmas Story second) played the heavy. For that reason alone I would give it a watch.

Yet it is the second and third features that qualify this ad for posting here, rather than at The Newspaper Ad Archive. Unearthly Stranger is a highly regarded British thriller. One that dresses Cold War paranoia as an alien invasion.

Last, but in no way least, is The Last Man on Earth. This was the first cinematic adaptation of Richard Matheson's apocalyptic vampire novel I Am Legend, followed by 1971's The Omega Man and 2007's I Am Legend, and the acknowledged inspiration and creative blueprint for 1968's Night of the Living Dead.

Army of Darkness (1992) - Soundtrack Collection

Depressing as it is to admit, it was a struggle for me to make it through the one time I watched Army of Darkness. Which seems odd, because, on paper, this love letter to Ray Harryhausen movies, sword and sorcery fantasy, and Three Stooges slapstick should have worked.

I expected and wanted Army of Darkness to work, because I loved The Evil Dead, Crimewave, Evil Dead II, and Darkman. With a track record like that, how could I have any doubt abut it working?

Two things, though. First, the version of Army of Darkness I watched was a bootleg of the Director's Cut, the one with the Rip Van Winkle ending, and it just felt slow to me. The entire movie just seemed to sit there. Which felt off-putting and wrong.

Second, and this was the real deal breaker for me, is that I grew to dislike the character of Ash Williams (Bruce Campbell). How could the hapless everyman character from the first two films turn into such an unlikeable dunderhead? It got so bad that I began to root for the bad guys!

The version of the soundtrack I have is Varèse Sarabande's 2020 reissue, which is a presentation of the score as it heard in the theatrical release prints that screened in the United States.

While I might not have liked the movie all that much, Joseph LoDuca's score for it is incredible. As is the single track composed by Danny Elfman, March of the Dead. I've had so much fun listening to it, I might try giving Army of Darkness a second viewing.

Alien (1979) - Trading Card #8

Frankenstein (1931) - Newspaper Ad

San Francisco Examiner - December 3, 1931

The success of Dracula set the stage for the taking of this risky second venture into gothic horror. With Dracula, at least, there was the proven success of the stage production it was adapting to point at and assuage the concerns of dubious investors.

That was not the case with Frankenstein, though. This was a big swing gamble that had more than a few people at Universal Studios questioning the commercial instincts of Carl Laemmle Jr., the 23-year-old head of production.

Laemmle's instincts proved correct, though. Frankenstein was another smash hit for the studio and, coupled with Dracula, opened the creative doors, so that other monsters would be able to shamble out of the shadows and up onto the big screen.

Pandemic 1918 by Catharine Arnold - Book Review

I had two thoughts come to mind, again and again, while reading Pandemic 1918. My first reoccurring thought was, "Damn, we got lucky with this recent pandemic." The second was, "Shit, the more things change, the more they stay the same."

We got lucky because the COVID-19 pandemic, while bad, did not unleash the hellish apocalyptic landscape that pop culture and infotainment sources love to envision and exploit. Thank mythical-god for that, at least. The nightmare scenario of the 2011 bio-thriller Contagion remains a chilling hypothetical "What if?" As does the End Times scenario of Stephen King's The Stand. 

But there were a lot of disheartening similarities between the 1918 pandemic and that of 2020. People dismissing and/or downplaying the looming viral threat? Check. People fighting mask mandates? Check. People believing that the 'true' illness was, if fact, not what people were actually getting sick and dying from? Check. People arguing that the illness was actually a bio-weapon? Check.

Did we learn nothing? Because it kind of seems that way.

The 'average' seasonal influenza tends to kill the elderly (those over 65), the very young (those aged 5 and under), and the immunocompromised. A fact that helped a few medical professionals be somewhat dismissive of an outbreak of influenza in the early days of the 1918 pandemic. Only after a distressing and disturbing number of healthy adults, the kind that usually contract and recover from the flu in a matter of days, got sick and died did the severity of this new strain of influenza begin to be taken seriously.

Not that there was all that much that could have been done, other than encourage people to engage in social distancing and stay outside, in the fresh air, for as long as possible. Because the medical technology and resources needed to combat the pandemic did not exist yet. Then again, the people of today are pushing back against those technologies and resources. Go figure. 

Which brings me to another frustrating similarity between the 1918 and 2020 pandemics. There were a lot of commentators and pundits that liked to dismiss COVID-19 as a nuisance. One that was no more dangerous than the flu. My response to these incredulous at best, and down right callous at worst, statements was to think, "Don't you know how many people die from the 'average' flu every year?" In the United States alone the number fluctuates from 10 to 50 thousand people. Globally, on average, the total is half a million. That is a lot of people dying from what is being dismissed as a nothing burger of an illness.

But the deaths from the 1918 pandemic dwarf those numbers. An estimated 100 million people died. What made this outbreak so virulent and deadly? Current research and testing point to the 1918 influenza being a form of bird flu that adapted to humans. An adaptation that provoked a lethal auto-immune response called a cytokine storm. That is what some are theorizing killed so many people.

Theories aside, Pandemic 1918 is filled with chilling and heartbreaking stories and images of the global devastation that was wrought by this new strain of influenza. One I think a lot of people should read, especially those who still dismiss COVID-19 as being 'no worse' than the flu.

Arena (1989) - Soundtrack Collection

The elevator pitch for Arena might have gone something like, "Hey, think Rocky, only he has to fight the Predator instead of Apollo Creed!" Too bad the pitch is more exciting than the film itself.

Composer Richard Band, in his liner note for this Intrada release, shares how the music he wrote and performed for Arena marked a turning point in his career. "Up until then," Band writes, "I had primarily composed for orchestra, using electronics in only a few scores. But Arena called for something different - a truly futuristic electronic score."

With the assistance of Gary Chang's Fairlight and Synclavier, Band was able to achieve the "driving futuristic feel" he desired. He also came to understand the necessity of becoming better versed with the technology, which he now recognizes as his first step towards going fully electronic in the 1990s.

While this might not be Band's best electronic score, it is by no means terrible. Like so many other scores for movies of this kind, the music is one of the best things about it.

The Blair Witch Project (1999) - Trading Card #10

Working Together

Dracula (1931) - Newspaper Ad

San Francisco Examiner - March 26, 1931

The first of the Universal Monsters arrived in the San Francisco Bay Area in March of 1931. The weird, terrifying, and fascinating film would be a huge hit, leading then studio head Carl Laemmle Jr. to up the ante with another monster movie. More on that later...

Bela Lugosi delivered a commanding and seeming star making performance that, sad to say, he never managed to escape from its all encompassing shadow. There are far worse things to be remembered for, though.

Jujutsu Kaisen, Volume 2 - Manga Review

The battle against a cursed womb residing in a detention facility takes a tragic turn when Yuji Itadori appears to loose control of Ryomen Sukuna. 

Volume 2 of Jujutsu Kaisen overflows with sorcery battles and expansive world-building. New characters and group dynamics are introduced while a variety of backsides get kicked, good and hard.

It turns out that the higher-ups of Jujutsu High are not too keen about a cursed object vessel attending the school. An opinion that seems to be shared by some of the second and third year students. Something that 'forces' Satoru Gojo to engage in some outside-the-box thinking and teaching.

But there is more going on than that. Powerful curses are also plotting and planning their own nefarious schemes for the Itadori-Sukuna one-two combo, which means all these fireworks are just the prelude for much bigger battles to come.

Any magic system that requires the binge watching of movies as a form of prep is one I can get behind. Add a trash-talking second-year student that just so happens to be a panda and my nabbing and reading the third volume of Jujutsu Kaisen is a sure thing.

April Fool's Day (1986) - Soundtrack Collection

I have three versions of this soundtrack.

The first is the vinyl album that was released by Varèse Sarabande in 1986, which is just an all-electronic presentation of the score, performed by the composer.

Second is a compact disc release of the vinyl album recording that served as the kick-off for Varèse Sarabande's 12 disc LP to CD Subscription Series. Which resurrected out-of-print soundtracks that, at the time, had not had official compact disc releases.

The third and last, but in no way shape or form least, version is the one pictured. This is Varèse Sarabande's 'Deluxe Edition' offering, coupling the actual score used in the film with the electronic realization Bernstein released in 1986. There is also a wealth of stingers and source cues tossed in.

Only thing missing, from all three versions, is Jerry Whitman's song Too Bad You're Crazy, which plays over the film's end credits.

Alien (1979) - Trading Card #7

This looks to be a behind-the-scenes photo. One where actor Yaphet Kotto can be seen sitting in the background window, maybe taking a breather. 

Bloodthirsty Butchers (1970) / Torture Dungeon (1970) - Newspaper Ad

Oakland Tribune - May 19, 1970

I am sure some might argue a mere two theaters showing an Andy Milligan double-feature would be two too many theaters showing an Andy Milligan double-feature.

Milligan's bargain basement penny dreadfuls are, in no uncertain terms, an acquired taste. One that, despite my having read Jimmy McDonough's excellent and harrowing The Ghastly One: The Sex-Gore Netherworld of Filmmaker Andy Milligan, I have struggled to acquire.

My struggle goes beyond the rank and eye-scalding cheapness of the films themselves. Beyond the sadistic and misanthropic cruelty that is displayed in them. My struggle, and reluctant fascination with them, might best be summed up by a John Waters blurb on McDonough's book...

"Andy Milligan is one scary man."

And that is true. Andy Milligan is far scarier than any of the cheap and ugly movies he made.

Island of Terror (1966) - Movie Review

"As far as I can tell, the body doesn't have any bones."

We went to the Galapagos Islands this year, which scratched another destination off of our world travel bucket list. While on the island of Santa Cruz we visited the El Chato Giant Tortoise Reserve, where we got to walk amongst a whole lot of giant tortoises.

A handful of the giant tortoises we saw.

And there were a lot of giant tortoises there. I mean it. Those things were everywhere. A sight that got me perseverating about 1966's Island of Terror, of course. What else would an aging horror geek like myself think about while standing in a wooded area filled with giant tortoises?

Which meant that, after returning home, I had the compulsion to pluck my Scream Factory blu-ray off the shelf and give it yet another watch.

Because Island of Terror holds a special place in both my monster loving heart and my childhood memories.

My heart adores it because, first, the silicates are really effective monsters, albeit ones that a contemporary audience might dismiss as a tad too goofy looking. But one does that at their own peril. Second, there is Peter Cushing's energetic and delightful turn as an avuncular bone specialist. Third, and perhaps most important of all, is the energetic and economical direction from genre stalwart Terence Fisher.

Observations that allow me a pitch perfect segue to my childhood memory of Island of Terror, because Scream Factory was kind enough to post the very scene that scared me out of both the living room and my skin.

The blessing and curse of my reality altering childhood memory embellished the moment Dr. Landers (Eddie Byrne) fell atop the silicate with an image of him wheezing "Help me" as his body deflated. But even without the embellishment that death scene is a hard one to sit and watch. Not only because Landers was a likable character, but also because of the creepy and nauseating sound effect of the voracious silicate dissolving and slurping up his bones. I hope the audio department earned a bonus for creating that potent sounding nightmare fuel.

That scene also put me off of chicken noodle soup for a short while.

What's funny about it now is that I had my younger brother finish the movie, so I could know how it ended. Which he was kind enough to do. But what I did not know was that this would be the one and only time Island of Terror would air on our local station(s).

I came to know the bitter frustration of finding and reading the synopsis in a TV Guide listing, which read, "Bizarre turtle-like creatures menace an isolated island community." Only to learn the movie was being broadcast on Channel 40, which was a Sacramento station we did not get.

So the movie eluded me until I was able to find a bootleg at a convention. By that time my only fear was that the movie would not live up to my traumatized childhood memory of it.

I was happy to find that it did live up to that memory, though. Sure, Island of Terror was nowhere near as terrifying to adult me as it had been to child me, but I could still admire the solid performances and Fisher's deft hand at creating an aura of mystery, tension, and outright menace on what had to be a tissue-thin budget.

Anna and the Apocalypse (2017) - Soundtrack Collection

Anna and the Apocalypse was one of the movies released in 2017 that I most wanted to see on the big screen, but was unable to. Turned out it had a limited release, perhaps all of a week, at most, and I was busy with other things at that time. So I had to wait with some irked impatience for the film to become available on VOD.

That means I had expectations for Anna and the Apocalypse, which can be problematic thing. You go in expecting, or hoping, for a certain kind of movie, only to see something that is not that movie. Sometimes this is a pleasant surprise, sometimes it is not. With Anna and the Apocalypse it was the former, rather than the latter. For which I am grateful.

The ad campaign for Anna and the Apocalypse played up its zany musical-comedy aspects, making it look much more similar to the iconic British zombie-comedy Shaun of the Dead than it turned out being. Anna is a tad darker that Shaun.

While Shaun made references and in-jokes to Romero's zombie films, Anna seemed to be capturing their pessimistic tone and bitter irony. While Shaun looked and felt like a loving homage to Romero's zombie films, Anna looked and felt like the kind of zombie-comedy-musical that Romero himself would have made.

Perhaps I should put it this way, Shaun of the Dead has a Hollywood Ending, while Anna and the Apocalypse does not...

The Blair Witch Project (1999) - Trading Card #9

Lucan Johnson

Godzilla vs. Megalon [Gojira tai Megaro] (1973) - Newspaper Ad

Oakland Tribune - Wednesday, June 16, 1976

It took three years, but the film English speaking audiences know as Godzilla vs. Megalon plopped into our local theaters and drive-ins on June 16, 1976.

This would be the first 'new' Godzilla movie I would see on the big screen, but may not have been the very first I would have seen. I know that I sat through a matinee screening of King Kong vs. Godzilla at the Southshore Twin Cinema, at some point. That was one of three Kid's Matinees I remember seeing there. The other two would be the 1966 Batman movie and the first third of 1970's Yog: Monster from Space.

Godzilla vs. Megalon would also serve as a memorable example of bait-and-switch movie marketing, because Godzilla and Megalon did not fight while standing atop the World Trade Center in New York City. Something the advertisement appears to promise.

Adult me knows and understands that the artwork here was designed to resemble the artwork for the remake of King Kong that would be getting a Christmas release that same year. But 10-year-old me wanted and expected to see Godzilla and Megalon duke it out in New York City.

They did not.

The poster also promises something "All new never before seen!" Which is as true as it is false. The movie itself, and the monster it adds to Godzilla's rogues' gallery, are, indeed, new. But a great deal of the film's special effects are not. A lot of its footage is recycled from earlier, and far more generously budgeted, movies.

Something else worth noting is that our downtown theater had Godzilla vs Megalon double-billed with William Castle's production of Bug (1975). I don't remember if we started or finished the double-bill with Godzilla vs. Megalon, but I do remember Bug scaring the ever living crap out of me.

More on that later...

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The Strange House, Volume 2 - Manga Review

What started out as a simple, albeit rather sinister and morbid, hypothetical regarding how and why a doorless and windowless room would exist in a detached house uncovers a baffling and unsettling mystery. Or does it?

The first volume of The Strange House hooked me good with its chilling and intriguing blend of labyrinthian mystery and menacing atmosphere. What, if anything at all, was going on with the design plans of those houses?

Yes, houses. There are two of them. At the moment. But I would not be the least bit surprised if a few more strange houses were discovered in future volumes.

While I did hope and expect for there to be some intriguing developments in this second volume, which I was surprised and delighted to find I had to wait for, I was just a tad gobsmacked by the direction the story wound up taking.

It is still unclear as to whether or not there will be any kind of rational explanation here, or if there truly is something malevolent and murderous going on. As ludicrous and logic defying as the theories posited by the mystery loving Kurihara might seem to a rational mind, every revelation about the houses appear to point towards something odd and unusual.

Just how strange and how unusual the ultimate answers may or may not be remains to be seen. Judging by this volume's cliffhanger ending and its cryptic teasers for volume three, which will be released in April of 2025, whatever answers or questions are uncovered or asked are bound to chill and unnerve this particular reader.

April 2025. That's four months from now. I am going to have to wait four months to find out what happens next...

So it goes.

Angel Heart (1987) - Soundtrack Collection

I remember plucking William Hjortsberg's novel Falling Angel from the paperback rack at a local store, way back in 1982, and giving it a brief once over. I did so because there was a blurb from Stephen King himself stating, "A terrific book. I've never read anything like it." The publisher ad copy, just beneath Hjortsberg's name, also promised that the book was a spellbinding novel of terror and the occult.

Despite all that, I passed on getting and reading Falling Angel. Why? No idea. I was fourteen and the book's artwork did not look scary enough to me, maybe? That was forty-two or so years ago, after all, and I wasn't taking notes.

Five years later a friend and I attended a matinee screening of Angel Heart that left us creeped out and good and rattled. That experience got me to track down and read Falling Angel. As much as I liked and admired the movie, I thought the book was even better.

I also purchased this soundtrack. which muddied the score presentation with snippets of dialog and sound effects from the film. Another shortcoming is the absence of the recording of Girl of My Dreams used in the film. Thanks to Angel Heart and its soundtrack, the song's melody became an ear worm that haunts me to this very day.

Alien (1979) - Trading Card #6

'Salem's Lot by Stephen King - Newspaper Ad

San Francisco Examiner - October 26, 1975

I would not make it all the way through the novel 'Salem's Lot until well after the broadcast of the 1979 mini-series, which is what the "major Warner Bros. film" promised in this ad eventually became.

Anaconda (1997) - Soundtrack Collection

I am unaware if an expanded edition of Randy Edelman's score for Anaconda has ever been planned or released. Which means I am stuck with this 30-minute sampling of the highlights, which is better than not having anything at all.

Edelman's score leans into the adventure aspects of this delightful and unpretentious "little" creature feature. Anaconda combines a dash of Creature from the Black Lagoon with a whole lot of Jaws, with the end result being an entertaining monster mash of a movie.

I loved seeing the grin on the late Gene Siskel's face, and the twinkle in his eye, when he said, "I give this movie thumbs up for Jon Voight and the snake, how's that for film criticism!" I agree, they were both impressive as hell in Anaconda.

So was Edelman's score. Expanded release, anyone? Anyone?

The Blair Witch Project (1999) - Trading Card #8

Slain and Buried

Griggs House, the actual house the cast and crew filmed in, was demolished a few years after the release of the movie. Despite efforts to preserve it, so that fans and likeminded weirdos (like me) could visit the location and have their picture taken while standing at the precise location Michael was at the end of the movie. So it goes.

Up from the Depths (1979) - Newspaper Ad

Oakland Tribune - September 1, 1979

One of an innumerable number of ads that were better (much, much better, in fact) than the film being advertised. Considering some of the broad performances, goofy dialog, and whatnot, it came as no surprise to learn that director Charles B. Griffith intended, or wanted, Up from the Depths to be much more of a broad comedy than producer Roger Corman "allowed" it to be.

Or, maybe, the comedy just was not all that funny to begin with? No idea. I just know that the movie itself, while it does have some goofy so bad it's good charm to it, is best consumed by seasoned b-movie aficionados only. 

The Amityville Horror (1979) - Soundtrack Collection

Even though I had been gravitating towards entertainments of the scary and spooky kind for as long as I could remember, it was more of an instinctual thing than a conscious act or decision on my part. Until 1979, that is. That was the year I turned twelve. It would also be the year when something unlocked and opened a door somewhere deep inside my brain. 

As I have shared elsewhere on this blog, 1979 is when I began to pay closer attention and started to contextualize all this weird, monstrous, and macabre stuff that fascinated me so. The year I became a fan of William Goldman, of Stephen King, of John Carpenter.

But what, if anything, does that have to do with The Amityville Horror? Nothing... and yet everything.

1979, for me, was when I began to transition out of childhood and into adolescence. When I began to question and study things with something akin to a critical eye, but an eye that was still suffused with a child's sense of wonder and its mercurial perceptions of art and reality. When the real and the unreal could still mingle and combine in a way that seemed to be, well, really real.

Nowadays that mingling can only be embodied and replicated in the books I read, the movies I watch, and music I listen to, but not in the way that I perceive reality. That door has closed.

Which brings me, albeit in the most circuitous of ways, to The Amityville Horror. This "true story" was quite the cultural phenomenon in 1979. A phenomenon that would itself transition into an exploitation cottage industry of ever more lurid and ludicrous books and movies and documentaries and mythical-god knows what else.

But in 1979 I thought it was real. While I did not see the film itself until 1980, or so. The word of mouth I heard around school was that the movie was nothing like the book and not all that scary. Nonetheless I did buy the soundtrack, despite my having not seen the picture, and enjoyed some of what I heard.

Like every other soundtrack album at that time, the music was a re-recording of select portions of the score. It also contained a disco version of the main title that, I will admit without any embarrassment or shame, got me dancing around my bedroom. There was also a jazz selection, titled Juke Box, that, while I liked it, I did not recognize it. Also included on the album was an aggressive (as described in Jeff Bond's liner notes for this release) arrangement of Bach's Concerto No. 5 for Harpsichord and Strings that composer Lalo Schifrin created for use in the film.

As much as I liked what little of the score there was on the album, and as much as it helped me acquire an appreciation for the use of human voices in film scores, I felt there was room for improvement. Something that did not happen until Quartet Records released this expanded edition of Schifrin's complete score in 2015. A delightful upgrade from the lackluster re-recording that Schifrin's own label had released. A re-recording which changed the tempo and timbre into something that sounded like an off-brand knock-off of his Oscar-nominated score.

While my feelings about the movie, its source material, and their questionable legacy remain ambivalent. There is one thing I have no doubt about, at all. Lalo Schifrin's score for The Amityville Horror is far more impressive and chilling than the film itself was ever capable of being.

Alien (1979) - Trading Card #5

The Crawling Eye (1958) - Newspaper Ad

San Francisco Examiner - March 3, 1959

Any afternoon that The Crawling Eye (aka The Trollenberg Terror) would air on either KTVU's Chiller Diller or KBHK's Monstrous Movie was a good one. Despite its being mocked and ridiculed on the very first episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000, that fact is eclipsed by my fond memories of it scaring the daylights out of me, back in the day.

There is also the acknowledgment John Carpenter has given the film as a seminal influence on his own cult classic shocker, The Fog. I think the influence is quite obvious, too. Something that only makes me love both movies all the more. 

Ambition (1991) - Soundtrack Collection

Although I remember seeing the TV spots and newspaper ads for Ambition, I did not see the actual movie until it was available for rental on home video.

There was a great deal about the movie that I both liked and related to, seeing that I was a very young wannabe writer at the time. One who was losing a struggle with some crippling personal issues that all but choked the life out of my creativity for decades. So it goes.

As bad as that might seem, it was very small potatoes in comparison to what one Mitchell Osgood (star-screenwriter Lou Diamond Phillips) does in Ambition. There are numerous scenes and plot twists from the film that are still etched in my memory.

One thing about the film that did not stick with me was its score. When Caldera released this limited edition soundtrack in 2019, I was stunned to see that it was Leonard Rosenman who had composed this score that I had no memory of. Which is odd, because, by this time, I would pay very close attention to the music in any and every movie or television show that I watched.

The simple fact that Rosenman's stylistic approach here was progressive, rather than harmonic, provides the answer. His themes and motifs are atonal and unnerving, but not all that attention grabbing. What Ambition needed was music that helped to create a sense of unease and anxiety, which it did. Quite well, in fact.

The Blair Witch Project (1999) - Trading Card #7

Rustin Parr

It's Alive (1974) - Newspaper Ad

Oakland Tribune - Sunday, April 10, 1977

Larry Cohen's iconic monster baby opus It's Alive had a brief theatrical run in 1974, but was pulled and shelved by an unimpressed, or just plain embarrassed, distributor. 

Three years and a regime change later, the new boss had a far more favorable opinion of It's Alive than the old boss. So, in 1977, the movie was pulled off the shelf and re-released, with a snazzy new campaign that scared the living daylights out of nine-year-old me.

I was fascinated and petrified by the sight of that clawed hand draped over the side of an ever so slowly twirling basset, the thumping heartbeat that began as soon as it came into view, and the monstrous cry heard just after the narrator intones, "You see, there's only one thing wrong with the Davis baby... it's alive."

While not a huge hit by today's standards, the film did rake in a tidy profit for the studio. So a sequel was requested. More on that later.

I didn't see It's Alive until well into the 1980s. While it was not quite the traumatizing creature feature I had imagined as a child, it was nonetheless an intriguing and fascinating little nightmare scenario.

Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold (1986) - Soundtrack Collection

Turns out there is a good reason for my not remembering the score Michael Linn composed for this sequel to 1985's King Solomon's Mines. It's not really a score.

Jerry Goldsmith had composed and conducted the excellent score for the first film and, to save on production costs, the decision was made to recycle most of it for Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold. Selections from Doc Seltzer's score for The Ambassador (1984) and George S. Clinton's score for Avenging Force (1986), also owned by The Cannon Group, were also recycled for use in the film.

Even with all that recycling there were still sections and snippets that needed music. Enter Michael Linn, who composed and conducted said filler, to create what amounts to a hint and a tease for what an actual original score might have sounded like. There is enough color and character on display to have me wish that Linn had been able and allowed to score the entire film.

Alien (1979) - Trading Card #4

Creature from Black Lake (1976) - Newspaper Ad

San Francisco Examiner - Wednesday, September 22, 1976

Creature from Black Lake is one of a handful of films from my childhood that I deemed to be "far too scary" to see, because the ads were scary enough, thank you.

I finally caught up with this particular piece of regional filmmaking cheese when it played after an episode of Kolchak The Night Stalker on the CBS Late Night Movie. At least that is how I remember it.

Creature from Black Lake turned out to be an inoffensive little thing, about as scary as an episode of The Six Million Dollar Man featuring Bigfoot (Andre the Giant). My being a fan of Dennis Fimple, Jack Elam, and Dub Taylor no doubt helped keep my interest...

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Werewolves (2024) - Movie Review

One year after a super moon event turned anyone and everyone exposed to moonlight into a blood-thirsty werewolf, another super moon is about to rise in the night sky. As people across the globe race to fortify their homes, a group of scientists prepare to test a potential cure...

This, I am sad to report, is an Idiot Plot Movie. A movie wherein every single thing that happens is predicated on each and every character being an absolute dolt. It got so bad that, towards the end, I began rooting for the werewolves.

Not that my expectations were all that high to begin with, I knew what kind of movie I was going to see. The problem, I think, was that the people who made Werewolves did not know what kind of movie they were making, or had made.

While the film staggered and splashed across the big screen, my mind drifted back to the Werewolves panel at this year's Son of Monsterpalooza. That is where I watched star Katrina Law, director Steven C. Miller, suit actor Dane DiLiegro, and effects legend Alec Gillis engage in an entertaining conversation about the making of the film. 

A great deal of lip service was paid to the supposed human element of the film. Werewolves, they said, featured characters who were wracked with guilt over having become monsters that murdered or maimed family members, friends, and neighbors. There were also characters that enjoyed and embraced the change. Who yearned to return and revel in yet another bloody night of chaos and carnage.

Which is what I went in expecting to see. There was just one problem, though. Matthew Kennedy's scattershot script does not have people in it. There is no human element to it, at all. What the panel had described and discussed did not resemble what I was watching. 

While it was clear that the actors had been directed as if there was a human element to what they were doing, the script gives them nothing. There is little to no backstory, no motivation beyond what is needed to get somebody to move from Point A to Point B, and no sense of menace, scope, or urgency.

For a movie whose elevator pitch might have been "Think The Purge, but with werewolves," I was disappointed by how antsy and impatient the movie made me. Despite all the talk and preparation for the chaos and carnage to come, little to none of it is heard or glimpsed. 

Couple that with the primary characters never seeming to be put in any kind of life-threatening danger and what do you have? A 90-minute disappointing nothing burger of a supposed monster movie.

Alien Nation (1988) - Soundtrack Collection

Goldsmith's unused score for Alien Nation was one of only three he composed and performed entirely on synthesizers. The other two were for Michael Crichton's 1984 science-fiction thriller Runaway and Martin Campbell's 1988 legal thriller Criminal Law. More on those later.

Alien Nation would be the second collaboration between director Graham Baker and Goldsmith, following 1981's The Final Conflict. While Goldsmith's score for Alien Nation might not be as robust as the one he wrote for The Final Conflict, it did not deserve to be rejected.

The big irony here is how the story behind Goldsmith's score, told in the liner notes of this limited release from Varèse Sarabande, is more interesting than the film it was written for.

A melody that is used throughout the score was first written by Goldsmith for the Oliver Stone film Wall Street. After Goldsmith quit Wall Street, he opted to use it for Alien Nation. When that score was rejected, he recycled his unused melody yet again, for The Russia House (1990). The third time was charm and the melody became one of Goldsmith's better known and admired love themes.

The Blair Witch Project (1999) - Trading Card #6

Robin Weaver